tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post8772530998269587745..comments2023-10-08T17:10:23.473+03:00Comments on Tominthebox News Network - Religious Humor/Satire: Ruckman Declares Himself to be "DOS 6.11-Only", Riplinger Writes Book on SubjectUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-43593239409930349182008-04-13T07:53:00.000+04:002008-04-13T07:53:00.000+04:00Gail Riplinger books, videos & audio's contains mu...Gail Riplinger books, videos & audio's contains multiple errors, lies, the majority of which are the gross misquoting of other people. In particular, a large portion of the misquoting is of the Bible, B.F. Wescott and F.J.A. Hort. See her divorces and marriages info. <BR/><BR/>The New Bible Translations are more correct than the old ones and just about everything Gail Riplinger says in her books, videos and audio's is a Lie. Please Don't be deceived by Gail Riplinger. Gail is slamming God's Holy Word in the new translations. For further info on Gail Riplinger please see: <BR/><BR/><BR/>http://www.avpublications.org<BR/>http://www.truth.tc/information/gail-riplinger.htmltruthfreesyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03263667319256713229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-18550431162397081202008-03-06T20:26:00.000+03:002008-03-06T20:26:00.000+03:00Um, I'm not really allowed to talk about our sacre...Um, I'm not really allowed to talk about our sacred penguin underwear. Just go to the FARUS (Foundation for Ancient Research and Ubuntu Studies) website and they'll tell you why we're right and you're not. It's not really official, though, so you can't hold me to whatever they say.latebloomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352810655870527543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-16087814181462381282008-03-06T20:20:00.000+03:002008-03-06T20:20:00.000+03:00Oh Lance,You're waaay off my friend. Linux is lik...Oh Lance,<BR/><BR/>You're waaay off my friend. Linux is like Mormonism. It's a special little "club" to which only a few so-called "elite" belong (those who had enough free time on their hands to get the blasted thing to actually run). <BR/><BR/>You see, Linux is free, and so is the book of Mormon. And once you have Linux you're in. I bet Linux users even wear secret underwear and such. <BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-53298116676224253792008-03-06T19:20:00.000+03:002008-03-06T19:20:00.000+03:00You're clearly all mistaken on this issue. Here a...You're clearly all mistaken on this issue. Here are the key things you need to understand about the Five-Letter OS Principle:<BR/><BR/>V-i-s-t-a<BR/><BR/>“Sight” (original Italian root) = Vision = False Prophecy (taking into account that a “Micro-” prophecy is a personal prophecy, which is usually false and therefore derives from demonic influences). The “Windows” part of the name reinforces the satanic promise of a “window” to a false prophecy. Satan is using this false operating system to create a one world government through which he can control the apostate churches and further undermine the AV of 1611. Presently the Beast controls more than 90% of the personal computer market.<BR/><BR/>L-i-n-u-x<BR/><BR/>The only true 5 lettered OS of which Vista is only a satanic counterfeit. Ubuntu Linux is the most inspired Linux distribution as “ubuntu” refers to hospitality and humanity to others, which is an important theme in the book of James. Vista, by contrast, only serves the greedy interests of the Beast of Redmond (whom all the computer users of the earth will “worship” by using their false OS – see Rev 13:8).<BR/><BR/>Seriously, when speaking at an apologetics conference in Ft. Lauderdale, I met a flaky lady in a Church of God who gave me an article she had written on the evils of Pokemon. It seems that "Pokemon" (whom the inventors say is a shortened version of "Pocket Monster") is actually short for "Poke (a) Man", a tempter. I was stunned by her revelation knowledge!latebloomerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05352810655870527543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-46948005162041839882008-03-06T17:46:00.000+03:002008-03-06T17:46:00.000+03:00Oh my gosh! They're onto something. Destroy the ...Oh my gosh! They're onto something. Destroy the works of Vista (Greek for the feminine form of "Satan"), and I'll read and preach through my old KJV for a year.<BR/><BR/>-Andy Wood<BR/>www.lifevesting.comAndy Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18232352699845937379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-7983216739218352822008-03-06T10:20:00.000+03:002008-03-06T10:20:00.000+03:00Hey, I've been reading your posts for quite a long...Hey, I've been reading your posts for quite a long time, but I've never bothered to post a comment before.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, your posts are hilarious, and you make lots of good points. Keep up the good work!<BR/><BR/>I'd take Riplinger's acrostic algebra to be satire itself if I didn't know better, though I will admit it is somewhat clever.Veritas Valebithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01263656769938681245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-91040103082592484402008-03-06T02:58:00.000+03:002008-03-06T02:58:00.000+03:00Strange how Pensacola seems a hotbed for this sort...Strange how Pensacola seems a hotbed for this sort of thing, but then again you have Mount Zion church there, http://mountzion.org/, which widely distributes some fine Puritan and Reformed books (and holds to the Second London Baptist Confession).<BR/>By the way, I've begun alternating my KJV reading with ESV. Just so Tom feels more comfortable. Just kidding - I really like them both!Darrinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03569660529270085289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-58961238400600528722008-03-06T02:32:00.000+03:002008-03-06T02:32:00.000+03:00If 640kB was good enough for Paul, it's good enoug...If 640kB was good enough for Paul, it's good enough for me.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12063607046499219121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-79228731098954001792008-03-05T21:21:00.000+03:002008-03-05T21:21:00.000+03:00So being a DOS fan, I looked up "dos 6.11" (with t...So being a DOS fan, I looked up "dos 6.11" (with the quotes) in Google to find out its history. This TBNN story came up #3 in the rankings already! (That Blogger is owned by Google evidently has some "membership advantages.")<BR/><BR/>My computer came preinstalled with Vista, but I've got everything set to the "Windows Classic" settings, with a shortcut in the Start Menu to the lowly command prompt....Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-59252676170847589352008-03-05T20:32:00.000+03:002008-03-05T20:32:00.000+03:00I laughed until I "pissed against the wall."heavyd...I laughed until I "pissed against the wall."<BR/><BR/>heavyd... that was a great link tooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-52996273607164860022008-03-05T17:08:00.000+03:002008-03-05T17:08:00.000+03:00Another home run, TBNN! I do agree with Joe, howev...Another home run, TBNN! I do agree with Joe, however. Vista is of the devil, regurgitated right out of the bowels of hell.Lee Sheltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-79729777494759087112008-03-05T16:38:00.000+03:002008-03-05T16:38:00.000+03:00Richard,Well, I have to be careful here at TBNN. ...Richard,<BR/><BR/>Well, I have to be careful here at TBNN. Despite my personal feelings, as a member of the press I must remain objective and fair to all sides. =)<BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-70954325615816844822008-03-05T16:19:00.000+03:002008-03-05T16:19:00.000+03:00I'm glad you saved me the effort of posting the Wh...I'm glad you saved me the effort of posting the White/Riplinger debate. <BR/><BR/>Loved the post, especially Riplinger's "quote" from Gates. <BR/><BR/>I did have one problem, though. <BR/><BR/>Your description of Ruckman is "the outspoken defender of the exclusivity of the King James Version of the Bible".<BR/><BR/>While this is certainly true, I believe Ruckman takes it waaaay over the edge. Men like David Cloud also preach the superiority of (and thus exclusivity of) the KJV, but he goes and actually gives support for his position. <BR/><BR/>While I'm not in whole-hearted agreement with him, he certainly does more justice to his position than does Ruckman. <BR/><BR/>I'm not KJV-only, but I hate to see all KJV-preferred painted with the Ruckman brush. Just a thought.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12131408704271847433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-45037460215635889692008-03-05T15:52:00.000+03:002008-03-05T15:52:00.000+03:00DOS version 6.11 is "the only true and perfect ope...<I>DOS version 6.11 is "the only true and perfect operating system</I><BR/><BR/>You know... It's <A HREF="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2514730680283477734" REL="nofollow">kinda hard to argue with that</A>.HeavyDluxehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16159226979454039988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-39263793783127995582008-03-05T15:48:00.000+03:002008-03-05T15:48:00.000+03:00Well, I don't know about the only true operating s...Well, I don't know about the only true operating system, but I'm pretty sure Vista is of the Devil.Joe Blackmonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05609279285784683781noreply@blogger.com