tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post1685261261620688139..comments2023-10-08T17:10:23.473+03:00Comments on Tominthebox News Network - Religious Humor/Satire: Reports Indicate Pensacola Christian College Plans to Add Student Handbook to CanonUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-67340995320179935182007-02-23T04:31:00.000+03:002007-02-23T04:31:00.000+03:00Oh, and I fixed my profile to work under blogger 2...Oh, and I fixed my profile to work under blogger 2.0. My profile now has my blog on it. :-)<BR/><BR/>Thanks Dave for pointing it out.<BR/><BR/>al sendsAlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02659402617723892967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-85157736495433102782007-02-23T04:30:00.000+03:002007-02-23T04:30:00.000+03:00пожалуйстаya ezulchal parusski vMontery California...пожалуйста<BR/><BR/>ya ezulchal parusski vMontery California dla odin god...<BR/><BR/>Oh, I have forgotten so much of my russian...<BR/><BR/>al sendsAlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02659402617723892967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-42467565571548035542007-02-22T21:51:00.000+03:002007-02-22T21:51:00.000+03:00Okay, how do you do Cyrillic in the comments?Okay, how do you do Cyrillic in the comments?B Nettleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11840792631008943962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-69880260575260053602007-02-22T06:45:00.000+03:002007-02-22T06:45:00.000+03:00Спасибо! С Богом, ТомасСпасибо! <BR/><BR/>С Богом, <BR/><BR/>ТомасTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-36694406810482658042007-02-22T06:28:00.001+03:002007-02-22T06:28:00.001+03:00This comment has been removed by the author.Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02659402617723892967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-81178927755808369332007-02-22T06:28:00.000+03:002007-02-22T06:28:00.000+03:00There is another Christian School in Pensacola... ...There is another Christian School in Pensacola... It is ummmm... much different.<BR/><BR/>www.trinitaschristian.org<BR/><BR/>al sends<BR/><BR/>ps my wife teaches there :-)Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02659402617723892967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-36145452180945172582007-02-22T06:26:00.000+03:002007-02-22T06:26:00.000+03:00Это было забавноЭто было забавноAlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02659402617723892967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-86505570892595421712007-02-21T15:14:00.000+03:002007-02-21T15:14:00.000+03:00Mike,Thanks for the comments. The ePhod post is i...Mike,<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the comments. The ePhod post is in the January archives. <BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-79035241693288925742007-02-21T14:58:00.000+03:002007-02-21T14:58:00.000+03:00Man, your website is just brilliant. But Tom, wha...Man, your website is just brilliant. But Tom, what happened to the E-Phod post, that was hysterical - well they all are.<BR/><BR/>I must link to it.<BR/><BR/>MikeMike.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17949798605264144730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-91989331540122640762007-02-21T09:42:00.000+03:002007-02-21T09:42:00.000+03:00This post (and blog) is hilarious! Would that you ...This post (and blog) is hilarious! Would that you might fill some of that nagging void left by the loss of purgatorio *sniff*. <BR/><BR/>This was the icing on the cake:<BR/><BR/><I>You can choose heaven or you can choose hell, just don't choose a bad movie.</I> <BR/><BR/>BWAhahahaha! funny and yet sad at the same time...Charhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00590850703882621173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-74734085639250037342007-02-21T03:07:00.000+03:002007-02-21T03:07:00.000+03:00D'oh! "Fur," not "fir." As far as I know, there ...D'oh! "Fur," not "fir." As far as I know, there are no evergreen goats. Well, there's the NAB for ya: totally unreliable. I'm sure the KJV has Lev 18.32 rendered correctly and without error.Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-58425035027006357802007-02-21T02:58:00.000+03:002007-02-21T02:58:00.000+03:00Oh, no! I guess we should just stick to this kind...Oh, no! I guess we should just stick to <A HREF="http://tominthebox.blogspot.com/2007/02/pastors-inability-to-speak-russian.html" REL="nofollow">this kind of Russian</A> for now, to avoid any confusion.<BR/><BR/>All the worse since that directly contravenes Leviticus 18.31-32:<BR/><BR/>"31 You shall not offer any currency of the land of the Rus for a hug with a person who is a woman who is not your wife. 32 The penalty shall be to offer one goat of speckled fir as an oblation to the LORD." (NAB)Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-74580113294750600802007-02-21T02:49:00.000+03:002007-02-21T02:49:00.000+03:00This comment has been removed by the author.Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-5610322026229187452007-02-21T02:41:00.000+03:002007-02-21T02:41:00.000+03:00Victor,>It must be not too easy to learn Russian.T...Victor,<BR/><BR/>>It must be not too easy to learn Russian.<BR/><BR/>There's a saying amongst us trying to learn Russian that we will undoubtedly be speaking Russian in Heaven....because it takes an eternity to learn.<BR/><BR/>I'll be flying to Moscow March 6th so you can pray that I'll be able to get around. Last time I was there I had a conversation with a young lady at a currency exchange that went something like this...<BR/><BR/>Me: "Dzrastvitye"<BR/>Lady: "Dzrastye"<BR/><BR/>I hand her a $20 bill.<BR/><BR/>Me: "Obnimitye pazhalsta" (meant to say 'Obminyaitye pazhalsta)<BR/>Lady: Shto?!?<BR/><BR/>For all you English speakers the problem is that "obnimitye" is an imperative to "hug," while "obminyaitya" is means "exchange." <BR/><BR/>She was not amused.<BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-41979259588477722852007-02-21T02:30:00.000+03:002007-02-21T02:30:00.000+03:00Russian is my native language,and I learned Englis...Russian is my native language,<BR/>and I learned English in the USA.<BR/><BR/>It must be not too easy to learn Russian.<BR/>Best wishes!<BR/><BR/>S Bogom!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-17083012000294156592007-02-21T02:25:00.000+03:002007-02-21T02:25:00.000+03:00I have friends who used to go to PCC, and based on...I have friends who used to go to PCC, and based on things they've told me about the rules, your parody is VERY accurate, not to mention hilarious.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06626335950800452026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-3548906950736694072007-02-21T01:59:00.000+03:002007-02-21T01:59:00.000+03:00Victor,Far from fluent. I'm still learning right ...Victor,<BR/><BR/>Far from fluent. I'm still learning right now, but I know enough to get myself in trouble! My wife and I hope to study full-time when we move to St. Petersburg in July of this year.<BR/><BR/>S Bogom,<BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-34267340695818753332007-02-21T00:29:00.000+03:002007-02-21T00:29:00.000+03:00tominthebox news networkPrivet, kak dela?are you l...tominthebox news network<BR/><BR/>Privet, kak dela?<BR/>are you learning to speak russian, or you're fluent in it?<BR/><BR/>Horoshiy website!<BR/><BR/>Spasibo!<BR/><BR/>Do svidanie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-47058645801460974142007-02-21T00:04:00.000+03:002007-02-21T00:04:00.000+03:00jmThat's all that free will those Pensacola folks ...jmThat's all that free will those Pensacola folks have. The "free will" given by God to "make the choice". <BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrczyFvkv8Q" REL="nofollow">Free Will Song</A><BR/><BR/>You can choose heaven or you can choose hell, just don't choose a bad movie.Shep Shepherdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16019902307959923395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-55868197376114259602007-02-20T23:16:00.000+03:002007-02-20T23:16:00.000+03:00It's completely unfathomable how this happened, bu...It's completely unfathomable how this happened, but after Googling, I found this NRSV version of <I>The Book of Music</I>:<BR/><BR/>1 O, the making of joyous noise brings merriment! [Some ancient authorities: <I>the making of merry noise brings joy to the righteous!</I>] 2 But do not listen to today's music, especially the jazz, rock, or rap of the heathen, 3 nor even folk music. [Some later authorities: <I> music; 4 nor should you rejoice in the music of Nashville, a place from which no good has come.</I>] 5 Cast into the fire any so-called 'Christian' music that sounds even a bit like these kinds of music. 6 Flee these and close your ears wherever you go, so that you will not be mentally tainted. 7 Your radio shall always be tuned to WPCS. [Other ancient authorities: <I>89.5 FM</I>] 8 If any false station is found among you, cast it away and repent, confessing your sin before the dorm supervisor who will be very angry with you.Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-74866226380312813942007-02-20T22:58:00.000+03:002007-02-20T22:58:00.000+03:00This comment has been removed by the author.Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-63251844620399033722007-02-20T22:19:00.000+03:002007-02-20T22:19:00.000+03:00I believe there is an error there...surely, God in...I believe there is an error there...surely, God in his best Jacobean English voice commanded the students to listen to "the sounds that carry on air upon a modulated frequency eighty-nine and one half."<BR/><BR/>This is hands down the best parody of KJV-ese I have ever read. KJV parodists usually screw up on the grammar.<BR/><BR/>I guess the UBS/Nestle-Aland-based version of the Student Handbook would only be about two-thirds as long? (<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pensacola_Christian_College#King-James-Only" REL="nofollow">Hint, hint</A>)Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-85801452654936526902007-02-20T22:05:00.000+03:002007-02-20T22:05:00.000+03:00Reformed Pastor,That's for real! You can visit ww...Reformed Pastor,<BR/><BR/>That's for real! You can visit www.pensacolachristiancollege.com and find their student handbook in txt format. This is NOT an official website of P.C.C. but is kept up by former disgruntled students.<BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-37035604429497581732007-02-20T21:43:00.000+03:002007-02-20T21:43:00.000+03:00"Some of these rules include restrictions upon wha..."Some of these rules include restrictions upon what kind of music students may listen to, following detailed requirements for separate entrances to buildings for men and women, prohibiting men and women from walking and talking together on certain parts of the campus, and restricting what students may watch on television or at the movies even if they are with their parents."<BR/><BR/>Is this for real, or is this part of your satire? (I looked at their website, but you have to order their hand book.)The Reformed Pastorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02980536978036796576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-83762052408387852262007-02-20T21:15:00.000+03:002007-02-20T21:15:00.000+03:00AJ,Thanks!-TomAJ,<BR/><BR/>Thanks!<BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.com