tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post3354496370212410780..comments2023-10-08T17:10:23.473+03:00Comments on Tominthebox News Network - Religious Humor/Satire: "Preacher Hero" Hits Stores Just in Time for the HolidaysUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-32608334708404612152007-11-28T06:04:00.000+03:002007-11-28T06:04:00.000+03:00I understand that if you collect Benny Hinn's hair...I understand that if you collect Benny Hinn's hair piece, you unlock the secret preach like Joel Osteen bonus level! Wow...Darrel Davishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16119107228641483507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-66784039319550812202007-11-27T23:49:00.000+03:002007-11-27T23:49:00.000+03:00I heard that the next version will come with a Bib...I heard that the next version will come with a Bible controller and heresy setting. You set your favorite false teaching, open to a passage on the Bible controller and get a custom message. There's only a few messages between the lot of them so it wasn't really difficult. The sermon generator quotes the scripture out of context then preaches on something entirely different according to the pre-selected heresy.Jim Pembertonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01446388434272680014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-82544047251786877412007-11-27T21:32:00.000+03:002007-11-27T21:32:00.000+03:00THAT IS PRICELESS!THAT IS PRICELESS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-69834900174864412792007-11-27T01:39:00.000+03:002007-11-27T01:39:00.000+03:00Mr. Boyce: "By the way, do deaf people sign in to...Mr. Boyce: <BR/><BR/>"By the way, do deaf people sign in tongues?"<BR/><BR/>I think the really animated ones do - standing on their head and using their toes with "digital" translation techniques, using the "C" computer language.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Do you think they will come out with an atheist expositor doing a lecture on "God in the Hands of Angry Sinners"? Probably not, as there's likely to be a good chance of a (Lake of) Fire hazard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-50279376875299514692007-11-27T00:50:00.000+03:002007-11-27T00:50:00.000+03:00I was wondering, can you move these guys around an...I was wondering, can you move these guys around and pretend they're preaching a sermon you recite? Wouldn't it be cool, for example, to see Creflo Dollar doing "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-21910808655174472852007-11-26T20:10:00.000+03:002007-11-26T20:10:00.000+03:00$69.95, huh? Is that the exchange rate for 30 piec...$69.95, huh? Is that the exchange rate for 30 pieces of silver these days?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>By the way, do deaf people sign in tongues?Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12131408704271847433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-42925679589444723372007-11-26T18:18:00.000+03:002007-11-26T18:18:00.000+03:00Great way to familiarize your kids with the prospe...Great way to familiarize your kids with the prosperity gospel! But my wife confiscated it after she walked into the kids' room just when they had T.D. going "Woman - Thou art loosed!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com