tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post576132736582761621..comments2023-10-08T17:10:23.473+03:00Comments on Tominthebox News Network - Religious Humor/Satire: New from Kenneth Hagin Ministries!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-48783573048624065822007-09-15T15:02:00.000+04:002007-09-15T15:02:00.000+04:00There is an expansion pack, right? More colors, mo...There is an expansion pack, right? More colors, more options? 'Cause I want to keep playing, even after I get everything I've been promised the first go round.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-44927176652651205572007-09-14T23:48:00.000+04:002007-09-14T23:48:00.000+04:00Hey Tom...grace and peace, A friend of mind posted...Hey Tom...grace and peace, <BR/><BR/>A friend of mind posted a link to your site and I think it is absolutely hilarious. I praise God that we can have a sense of humor together. But as I read your comments to Anon on this post I sense (digitally) a bit of disgust for him and frustration.<BR/><BR/>I used to debate atheists and agnostics online about every theological and philosophical topic under the sun and found myself poking fun at the people rather than their points...and digitally it gets even harder to discern the difference. As believers, we desire to be full of "grace and truth", like Christ, as we preach unapologetically Christian ideals and expose falsehood for what it is with Truth (especially when wolves in sheeps clothing are luring people away from the true gospel). But I also think we should treat detractors with "gentleness and respect" (1Peter 3:15). <BR/><BR/>I confess even some of your remarks to Anon are funny, but I can't say that he is going to be open to the truth you are attempting to portray in your posts (which is what you desire, i'm sure) unless you treat him with a little more respect.<BR/><BR/>Don't hear me wrong, I'm not coming "at you" but just ask that you take before the Lord what I've said here and see what He says to you. He may say nothing, and that's fine, I've been wrong before, but from one missionary to another, if we believe that those willing to go to bat for money-hungry men like these are probably lost, then we ought to do what we can to see them brought into the kingdom. <BR/><BR/>Blessings!WayoftheSonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167550218327237498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-77820747968237617922007-09-14T06:13:00.000+04:002007-09-14T06:13:00.000+04:00Dear Coward,If you want to call me a servant of Sa...Dear Coward,<BR/><BR/>If you want to call me a servant of Satan, that's fine. Do so with boldness and courage. But note the facts.<BR/><BR/>First of all I am not putting words into their mouths. There is a disclaimer located both within the graphic of the logo and at the bottom of the main page stating very clearly that public figures are satirized here. In other words, it's not real. Every article is thus prefaced with the notion that what you're about to read is make believe, pretend, made up. In other words, it's a joke.<BR/><BR/>Secondly, I honestly do not consider men like Hagin, Dollar and Copeland to be "brethren" as you put it. These men do not preach the gospel. They are servants of money and wealth and many of their teachings are positively wicked. <BR/><BR/>People use satire all of the time. Have you ever told a "So, George Bush, Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter are riding in an airplane..." etc, kind of joke? If you have then you've undoubtedly done the same thing. If you haven't or if you never tell jokes then you are probably a very dull and boring person (which I can already suspect).<BR/><BR/>So here's the deal, the general rule here on this site is that when people want to flare up and take a stand that they must do it with their masks off. If you post again without using your real name your comments will be deleted. <BR/><BR/>You can continue your little tirade, just have the guts to show your face.<BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-8397199381262597892007-09-14T04:05:00.000+04:002007-09-14T04:05:00.000+04:00Dear Tom,Try reading the Bible, maybe you will get...Dear Tom,<BR/><BR/>Try reading the Bible, maybe you will get the answer to your question.<BR/><BR/>You shouldn't blame people for using the options you give.<BR/><BR/>As far as the parody act, also legally known as the Bono Act, written by Congressman Sonny Bono, covers parody of things actually said or sung by the individual. It does not give permission to put words in people's mouth.<BR/><BR/>You are a liar sir, plain and simple. You are putting words in these men's mouth that they didn't say, and don't even believe. The Bible says SATAN is the accuser of the bretheren, so you should check your motives and rad Revelation 21:8Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-87347067471378745362007-09-13T06:18:00.000+04:002007-09-13T06:18:00.000+04:00Dear Anon# 2,Does the Bible have anything to say a...Dear Anon# 2,<BR/><BR/>Does the Bible have anything to say about cowardice <B>anonymous</B>?<BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-2892094802027906232007-09-13T06:15:00.000+04:002007-09-13T06:15:00.000+04:00Dear Anon #1,Since I hate the name Anon, I shall c...Dear Anon #1,<BR/><BR/>Since I hate the name Anon, I shall call you Edwardo.<BR/><BR/>Now Edwardo, you go right ahead and send your little email. There are laws which protect right of parody and satire, and we abide by those laws. We do nothing here but what is done at other websites everywhere. A very popular one called The Whittenburg Door even publishes a magazine in print with direct quotes from real people. It's called satirizing someone.<BR/><BR/>So go right ahead and email. I'm sure Creflo ain't too interested in taking on a missionary who runs a satire blog. There's no money in it for him. What is he going to sue me for, my health?<BR/><BR/>-TomTeam Tominthebox News Networkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16874523643933164803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-47852771802377682672007-09-13T01:55:00.000+04:002007-09-13T01:55:00.000+04:00SInce you are using direct "quotes" from Hagin, Co...SInce you are using direct "quotes" from Hagin, Copeland & Dollar. You better have proof. I am forwarding this to each of these ministries legal departments. If you can't verify or document the quotes you will held liable for slander.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-3677205859827527222007-09-13T01:45:00.000+04:002007-09-13T01:45:00.000+04:00I hope everyone knows this is totally bogus! Call ...I hope everyone knows this is totally bogus! Call it satire if you wish, the Bible calls it bearing false witness. It's one thing to speak to the truth of the matter, but to fabricate to make a point totally invalidates the point.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-80613170404662640772007-09-08T02:33:00.000+04:002007-09-08T02:33:00.000+04:00Hmmm...This game could also be used to teach the o...Hmmm...<BR/>This game could also be used to teach the opposite, trying to support yourself with lots of material things won't work (you get tangled and fall) :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-9542520374452054832007-09-07T20:20:00.000+04:002007-09-07T20:20:00.000+04:00Yet another church sponsored way for children to r...Yet another church sponsored way for children to rub their bodies against each other and yield to the temptation of physicality without actually dancing!<BR/><BR/>This is exactly why we must guard our doctrine carefully brothers!!!<BR/><BR/>In these last days, the beast will rise up and it shall be known as ... "Mattel?"...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-74742488774581007952007-09-07T18:44:00.000+04:002007-09-07T18:44:00.000+04:00"More promises - More demands." As the song write..."More promises - More demands." As the song writer said.<BR/><BR/>Very funny. I'm glad you are linked from our blog.<BR/><BR/>God Bless.<BR/><BR/>al sendsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-46489079821689693002007-09-07T18:07:00.000+04:002007-09-07T18:07:00.000+04:00That's some pie baby. Haah!That's some pie baby. Haah!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-52364167498747885292007-09-07T17:47:00.000+04:002007-09-07T17:47:00.000+04:00I'm believing God for my very own copy.I'm believing God for my very own copy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-81617555456614392522007-09-07T17:23:00.000+04:002007-09-07T17:23:00.000+04:00Love it! That would be a great game to play at my ...Love it! That would be a great game to play at my small group! :) <BR/>Thanks for the smile this morning, Tom!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com