tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post9061646065382695416..comments2023-10-08T17:10:23.473+03:00Comments on Tominthebox News Network - Religious Humor/Satire: Man Aspires to be Missionary to the Extremely WealthyUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-36421527982066450122007-04-21T09:26:00.000+04:002007-04-21T09:26:00.000+04:00Dr. Nekeson, My account number is 1234567898765, a...Dr. Nekeson,<BR/><BR/> My account number is 1234567898765, and I would love to help you out. If you need my pin, it is 4321. <BR/><BR/>As we're not to be unequally yoked, though, I must make sure you're saved. <BR/><BR/>Please, repeat this prayer after me...<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Sincerely, you new brother in Christ, <BR/><BR/>R. BoyceRichardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12131408704271847433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-58994807162994530402007-04-21T00:50:00.000+04:002007-04-21T00:50:00.000+04:00I can't believe you good people are putting this g...I can't believe you good people are putting this good man down! It would seem that if anyone needs saving it would be those satanic heathens in your so-called Holywood. You can bet I will be doing my part and will send as much money as I can from my own friends here in Nigeria, eventually. However, I will be needing someone to aid in transfering the monies to a US bank account, because of the banking laws of my country. If you will send me your bank account and social security numbers, I will transfer the first $53 million I have collected. I am making this offer only to you, so please don't share the information with anyone else, especially not your local law enforcement. <BR/><BR/>Your future friend,<BR/>Dr Maris Nekeson,<BR/>Nigeria<BR/><BR/>PS: remember, do not tell your local law enforcement. Or... they will want in on it. or steal it. or something bad. Don't forget.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-57495788296521948012007-04-20T23:29:00.000+04:002007-04-20T23:29:00.000+04:00Ah, the missional church (or whatever)...folks com...Ah, the missional church (or whatever)...folks coming over from Phil Johnson's blog should appreciate this one.Stefan Ewinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05530690016594029847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-29061774011138519862007-04-20T21:43:00.000+04:002007-04-20T21:43:00.000+04:00Why doesn't he reply to those dozens of "I'm the w...Why doesn't he reply to those dozens of "I'm the widow of..." emails we all get everyweek. The last I actually read one, I think it was €36,000,000. Enough to do him until he came home in furlough.Colin Maxwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02632698769785766168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-65706730559685925462007-04-20T20:00:00.000+04:002007-04-20T20:00:00.000+04:00About 25 years ago, I saw a little, limited-editio...About 25 years ago, I saw a little, limited-edition magazine called "Shun." It was a Mennonite humor magazine (not a big circulation, obviously). One of the continuing articles I remember was a monthly report from a Mennonite Voluntary Service unit in Beverly Hills--along the lines of "it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it." Very funny (theirs and yours).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88027082135973561.post-36732285318439544382007-04-20T19:40:00.000+04:002007-04-20T19:40:00.000+04:00i laughed so hard reading this, i could hardly sto...i laughed so hard reading this, i could hardly stop! to think he needed "only" $5 million a year for support! ha! mmarthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05904826396442335196noreply@blogger.com