"Arrr maties, where be you goin' t' turn when you're hungry in t' mornin'?It's all your decision. It's all up t' you, scurvy dogs! Choose Arrr-mini-ohs or you be soon walking the plank!"
Try new Arrr-mini-ohs freewill cereal today, the only cereal you must freely choose!
Arrr-mini-ohs is part of a balanced theological breakfast, complete with 12 Arminian points.
If you're looking for a cereal to satisfy your hunger for self destiny look no further than Arrr-mini-ohs!
10 comments:
Oh, this is sweet! This just became my wallpaper 'o the day. I love the mock-up job. Keep up the great work!
OK, this is the funniest one so far. ROFL
Very ingenious play on words, and great slogans—actually, for a fake marketing concept, it's pretty good!
Good to see those Arminians are coming up with all these great family-friendly products like NetFinney (now new and improved!) and Arr-mini-ohs.
"Choose Arrr-mini-ohs or you be soon walking the plank!"
Ooh... what a choice.
I wonder if there are any Armenian Arminians?
Sewing,
Actually, when I was in Ukraine about six years ago I met a guy named Armen from Armenia who was an Arminian?!? Now whatcha think about them apples?
-Tom
That's Grrrrreat!
"...I met a guy named Armen from Armenia who was an Arminian..."
Wow, a trifecta!
Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters.
Laff!
Actually, when I was in Ukraine about six years ago I met a guy named Armen from Armenia who was an Arminian?!? Now whatcha think about them apples?
Tom. Did he freely choose to be Armenian?
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