They're delicious, nutritious and will free you and your loved one's from Purgatory! Go ahead and indulge yourself with all new Tetzel's Pretzels!Tetzel's Pretzels are the most twisted pretzels on the market today. And at just $20 per bag, they're a real bargain. Plus with every bag you buy you'll not only get great flavor, but you'll also free a soul from Purgatory! That's right, every bag of Tetzel's Pretzels you buy comes with a "get out of purgatory free" card that can be used for any of your loved ones or saved until after you die to avoid years, if not centuries of purging.
So pick up a bag of Tetzel's Pretzels today. And remember When the flavor of a Tetzel Pretzel in the mouth sings, another soul from Purgatory springs!
8 comments:
Avaliable only through traveling salesmen, or can I get these amazing pretzels at supermarkets everywhere? Will the Pope be selling them at his events?
It was only a matter of time before someone came up with this rhyme.
They go well with Luther's Lozenges, cure for the common Calvinist- I mean cold. Whoops.
Jerry,
Come on now, please tell me we can agree that this guy was pretty rotten.
-Tom
Who is he?
HAHAHA just kidding- yet, he probably would love to have some, plus a little water to cool his tongue.
Short version-Tetzel was a seller of indulgences. It was his sales pitch and style that was the final prod to Luther to write & post his 95 theses.
I'm surprised you haven't done this before, I love the story.
hehehe... "indulge yourself"... hoohehehe... "twisted"... heeheehee... "Luther's lozenges"... hahahahah!!!.... How about Calvin's cookies?... hehehe... "water to cool his tongue"... heheh...ahhh
Thanks for a good chuckle today, guys!
hilarious
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