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01 May, 2008

Try New Buffalo Bob's Man-Sized Texas-Style Communion Wafers!

Whether you've worked a hard week of cow-punching on the ranch, shoveling dirt on the job site or breaking bones on the gridiron, you need something more on Sundays than that tiny piece of bread they give you at church. Let's face it, by the time the end of the service rolls around you're hungry and need something to tide you over till you get home and have your fried chicken.

Well, if you're tired of puny little bits of communion bread tell your church to get Buffalo Bob's Man-Sized Texas-Style Communion Wafers today. Buffalo Bob's uses only the finest high-quality ingredients to produce the largest and most buttery flavored* communion wafers on the market today. Weighing in at just under a quarter of a pound each Buffalo Bob's Man-Sized Texas-Style Communion Wafer lets you get both spiritually and physically filled.

So what are you waiting for? Call a deacons meeting, talk to your pastor, threaten your elders to get Buffalo Bob's Man-Sized Texas-Style Communion Wafers before next Sunday.

*Also available in honey wheat and pesto.

7 comments:

fresnel said...

Choice of dips?

Peter Kirk said...

Choice of dips?

Red wine, rosé, grape juice, or Mexican red hot chilli juice.

Jerry Boyce said...

Any chance we could get it unleavened?

Jeff said...

Typical of American progress... now even Jesus is obese when He transubstantiates...

reallyrobins said...

Can I get a YeeeHaw, brothers!!

Lee Shelton IV said...

"Man-Sized Texas-Style Communion Wafers"? Aren't those called tortillas?

Jim Pemberton said...

For those so inclined, could you get them in the proper liturgical colors?

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