This Week in Photos 2/7/2008

Mary Claire Carpenter, a life-long member

of Long Roads Baptist Church can never 

seem to understand why the congregation

won't let her be a Sunday morning greeter.

During a press conference Senator and 

Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton is

stumped by the old trick question "Is the 

book of Hezekiah in the Old or New 

Testament?"

Eco-Friendly churches in California began

experimenting with various ways to leave 

less of a carbon footprint in their worship.  

For starters one church removed all their pews.  

Concerned Christians everywhere took to the streets in 

protest over comical depictions of Pastor Joel Osteen by

one popular newspaper.

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A disturbed Rev. James Huchinson (left) is caught off guard

when Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams makes the

suggestion during a press conference that Great Britain consider

letting Klingons in the country impose the Klingon code of 

honor amongst their own communities.

The Rev. Jesse Jackson makes a prank call to Presidential

candidate Mike Huckabee's office saying "Hey, do you know 

that you're refrigerator is running?  Better go catch it!"

An angry Fred Phelps, while 

speaking at a Topeka city council

meeting, finally gets "fed up"

with the man man behind him 

who kept whispering "Look at

that bald spot!"

Actor Tom Cruise admitted that he overreacted just a 

little bit (seen here) after a reporter supposedly 

questioned the genuineness of his Scientology

beliefs.  Cruise later apologized stating, "It was just...

ahhhh...like, pft...like a ....life, and feeling...i know what 

to do...yes, it's us, it's that it's....ahhh, woah!"

This Week in Photos - February 1, 2008

Senator and Presidential candidate,

Hillary Clinton listens intently during 

a Sunday sermon.

Ever since young Eric McNally told his friends

he was a Calvinist, he has been the victim of a 

ceaseless stream of taunting and bullying.

Addressing the current "Spiritual Recession"

in the United States, President George W. Bush,

during his State of the Union speech suggests

churches give back all tithes and offerings

to members.

In a rare photo, The Reverend Al Sharpton is

seen with his mouth closed when asked by one

reporter if he thought people could be saved

without Jesus.

Fox News Host, Bill O'Reilly, comments on

his recent reading of Dave Hunt's book What 

Love is This?

Participants pause for a group 

photo during the first annual 

gathering of Unitarian and

United Church of Christ ministers.

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North Korean Leader Kim Il Sung, pauses for a moment 

to consider whether he is supra or infralapsarian 

and which group he should imprison.

Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair tries

to avoid questions about his converting to 

Catholicism by pretending to eat a large 

imaginary cabbage.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced the company's

plans to begin releasing Bible versions this fall.

The first, known as the "Lion of Judah" version,

has been revised with much more "stable" theology

and "nifty little spaces" that keep verses in

organized piles.

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice

becomes furious when accused of

holding to Pauline New Perspective

theology responding with "What

you talking about N.T. Wright?!"

Catholic faithful were amused when Pope 

Benedict XVI began mass with "Here is

ze church, here is ze steeple, open ze door

und here are ze people!"

Microsoft CEO Bill Gates explains the differences

between conditional and unconditional election to

students at Liberty University.  Gates told the 

students, "Arminianism is by far the best system

of theology out there.  It works just as well and as 

smoothly as Vista."

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